Pine Cones Stink, Huh?!

I was talking to a friend of mine and he was sniffing a children's sniff-and-smell book. He's like that sometimes--raising kids and all. When he got done from his crazy ride he said, "You know, pine cones stink." I kinda turned my head and coughed (just like in the doctor's office when the perv grabs your N*TS) and blinked my eyes. "Really," I replied "If that's the case, then why do they sell Pinesoll!." He looked baffled, as usual, and kinda twisted his head like Andre the Giant from professional wrestling. "Are you serious?" He said. "Of course, are you doubting the power of Pinesoll, Motherf***er!" He smiled like a f*cked-up Billy Chrystal (the comedian--not the neo-con talking head on FOX). "What's you're point?" Knowing me, he knew I always had a point. "They don't sell Pinesoll because it stinks. Think about it. They sell it because people like the smell of it in their house....It smells clean and fresh...people--All-Americans--like stuff that smells good..." then I paused "You know why?" "Why?" he replied. "Because they live in the real world and rely on their 5 senses, they don't let Hollywood tell them what to think. Oh sure, I know what you are thinking" I said rolling my eyes "there are commercials for Pinesoll, but I got news for you motherf***er, if pine cones stunk Pinesoll would be outta business! It's the same with Coca Cola, if that stuff tasted like crap nobody would buy it!"

It is the same way with entertainment. Recently some chick I knew was going around proselytizing for the show "30 Rock." Now I have never seen 30 Rock before, only the commercials, but I got news for her, if the show totally s*cked then it would be cancelled, unless of course it was on the O-network. What am I talking about you ask, huh? Well it's real simple, us All-Americans like good entertainment, not propagandist bullsh*t, and we don't like our favorite shows and entertainment to stink! We have five senses (at least) and intend to use them to interpret reality. Don't pull any bull on us, we're from the REAL WORLD! Popular entertainment is not supposed to be a con-job on All-Americans, any more than products from the grocery store...like Pinesoll or Coca Cola! We All-Americans believe in QUALITY CONTROL!

That's why we keep asking the question, "Y R People Messing With All-Americans"