Y R People Messing with American Culture?

I have been asking myself this question for a long time. Why are people messing with American culture. We All-Americans know that America is a melting pot. Growing up I had friends from all walks of life, white, African-American, women, gay people, Indians, Latinos, Italians, Jews, country people, city-slickers, etc. Our great cultural achievements come from our diversity, people from all different lands living together largely in harmony. I know there were problems with poverty, racism, and sexism, gay-bashing, etc. but a decent person could get by here and do well for themselves without setting off a New Age Civil War.

But then came the 21st century, and OH WELL, BAM! Evil Sh*T in our faces all over again. GET OUTTA MY FACE SATAN! In the late 20th century, during what I call the inter-war years, post Vietnam to the War on Terror, ME AND MY FRIENDS all got along. We listened to the greatest tunes of all time, rock, pop, jazz, Motown, country, soul, blues....a lot of songs mostly about making it in America and making love, and having fun. We had a social conscience too. Since the War on Terror things have changed, and sometimes it seems like everyone is channelling Satan. The love songs are screwed up, but people don't seem to care. The culture tampered with...do people still like baseball?! I can't tell. Don't people date and get married anymore. Why is everyone corrupting our "good" traditions and championing our "bad" habits. I can't figure it out....When did the Devil come out of his grave to try and take over America, the land of rock-n-roll, fertility, and true love. I say we say, BAH to Satan and send him back to Hell where he belongs! We All-Americans want romance and true love back.

And that is why we keep saying, Y R People Messing With All-Americans!