When Did Everyone Turn Into Peeping Toms and Gladys Kravitz's?!!

It's a question we All-Americans have been asking for some time. When did everyone turn into peeping Tom's and Gladys Kravitz's? It used to be that a peeping-Tom was considered a perv but it seems now that perv is IN and minding your own business is OUT! Whatever happened to the right to privacy? That's why they put locks on the bathroom door! It used to be that in the TV Show "Bewitched," Gladys Kravitz was a creepy, peeping-Tom no-good neighbor who just couldn't mind her own business. Viewers detested her and her irritating snooping ways. Now it seems that snooping is in and the right to arbitrary search and seizure OUT. The funny thing about it is that the professional comedians go right along with it, defending the government's and private dipsh*t's rights to stick their nose in where it don't belong. What has happened to America? I'd say it was like 1984, but the reality is that it is "1984-The Wacky Version!" full of gross privacy-invading jokes, idiotic double speak, and sick anecdotes. Totalitarianism--Comedy Central Style! And boy it sure is fun---NOT! Quit invading our privacy Hollywood and government. A while back I sued the government for invading my privacy--and of course I didn't win--I guess you can't fight city hall after all! The good news is that my lawyer became a state senator and later an attorney general! That is until professional comedians started ragging on us clandestinely and not so clandestinely for defending our rights. It wouldn't surprise me if they stole my All-American jokes and used them against me!

And that is why we keep asking the question: Y R People Messing with All-Americans?