What is an All-American?

I know you are wondering, why do I think that I am an All-American? What is an All-American anyways? Well, most people living in America have some elements of All-Americanism to them, but most of the concept of what constitutes an All-American revolves around our rights as citizens. According to the Constitution, we have a right to "life, liberty, and property." The US government and other people cannot legally deprive us of life, liberty, and property without due process of law. In addition, as citizens we have a right to speech, press, to assemble, and to bear arms. We also have freedom of religion. Sure America is a melting pot and there are people with all different kinds of opinions and religions, but those are the fundamental rights which make us All-Americans. I mean come on guys, what kind of a person believes in the rights of "death, slavery, and theft." Only murderers, slave masters, and thieves. And who believes in the rights to "shut-up, not write anything down, not assemble with our friends, not protect ourselves or are country by not bearing arms, and freedom to have no religion." Only the enemies of opinion, education, self-defense, and non-believers.

That is why we keep asking ourselves the question: Y R People Messing with All-Americans.