What's Up With New Age Feminists?

Sometimes I sit around asking the question, "What is up with New Age Feminists?" You are probably asking the question why I would broach such a sensitive topic. Well frankly, I am fed up with stupidity. OK, I'll tell you what I mean and then you can decide if you agree. In the morning I go to my home office and I put on the TV, often times stopping at FOX News. And what do I see? Some of the hottest babes on TV, mostly blonde, but some brunettes, and an occasional African-American babe. Now many of these women express Republican-versions of feminist values while simultaneously flashing those great gams of theirs. Now in other countries, things are different...Not everybody knows this but in Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern countries women are discouraged or banned from driving cars or flashing their gams. Now this is not Saudi Arabia or anything, so Republican-feminist women can drive cars and where short skirts. That is freedom baby! But, if a bunch of misogynists at FOX are forcing them to wear short skirts and act like sex-pots, that is different. That would be sexism! Now I don't know how many of you have majored in political science at college or anything, but I got news for you, most of the feminist political animals at college don't look like those hot babes on FOX. In fact most are the bra-burning, baggy sweat-shirt type. Knowing this, I sometimes sit around and wonder "Are the Australians trying to dupe me?" We all know that Australians like hot blonde babes; we all saw "Crocodile Dundee" and listened to "Men at Work" growing up. Like they say: it is the land down under, where the women glow and men do thunder....and we all know that the Austrailian billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns FOX News. Then I ask myself, am I watching American TV or Australian state-run TV? Sure the babes are hot, but are they really feminists, or are they subservient to Hannity? Now I don't know what people reading this blog know about most Republican babes, but many of them don't like to party; they like to look hot, and you can look but not touch...it is usually Democratic-feminist chicks who like to get down and boogie---remember Woodstock! You know what I am talking about! Now some Republican chicks know what I am talking about, they like to meet cute guys, get married, and have kids too.
Now some people think I'm crazy but stay with me for a second. The bikini is a symbol of freedom in America...know why? Because in countries like Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan, they require women to be covered head to toe so men can't see how beautiful they are; prevent them from driving cars, and ban, of all things, the bikini. Some even believe in "purdah" (the confinement of women) so other men can't see them. Now I am not saying that just cause a women dawns a bikini that makes her a feminist, it doesn't. But that option is there, and us All-Americans guys love it...Doesn't anybody remember the Beach Boys anymore? Now back in the 70's alot of feminists burned their bras because they saw them as a form of oppression, but they got it all wrong. That is not oppression, that is back support, that is unless you are required to wear them by law or socially ostracized for not wearing them. Other women who got upset about women not wearing bras, well they were prudes. Don't confuse prudishness with feminism. Prudishness is often times anti-feminist, and...don't tell anyone....anti-freedom! So is Man-hating; real feminists don't hate all men! That is sexism---sexism that leads to Lemnian deeds. Now us All-American guys don't have to worry about this stuff that much. When we want to go to the beach or lay out, we just take off our shirt and dawn some shorts or swim-trunks. We don't stress if the babes are watching us on the beach, we want them to, that's how we meet girls and believe it or not....sometimes get married and even have kids! But some people out there have come along and are trying to confuse us all. To act like we are anti-feminist because we love hot babes in bikinis.

And that is why we keep asking the question: Y R People Messing with All-Americans