When I was a kid, gay jokes were all the rage, but they didn't put that sh*t on TV. Know why, its offensive! Then the TV Execs used to watch what they said! Today, there is a new creeping fear mongering, New Age Homophobia. Well us All-Americans aren't going to be duped. Some of our greatest stars are gay, Elton John, Ellen, etc. Back in the Day there were even rumors that Rod "the Bod" Stewart, Mick Jagger, and David Bowie were gay. This was obviously an attempt by homophobes to get us to stop groovin to the Stones, Rod, and Bowie! Let alone Rock-N-Roll. It seems today that people are dusting off their gay jokes from the 1980s in a desperate attempt to turn the clock back to 1922. Yep, you guessed it, neo-Homophobe, Anti-Rock, Neo-Prohibitionist, prudish bullsh*t. Yeah, I'm not stupid. I know that military guys are hard a**es, and sometimes they think they are more bada*s then the rock-n-roller. But let me tell you something kiddies that they don't know.....Rock-N-Rolling takes Balls! This is not to put down our hard a** military dudes, some of them are our greatest rock-n-rollers. But if you kids think Rick Astley is rock-n-roll, you are crazy, that is pop music.. Now pop music has its place among All-Americans, but it is not the same as Rock-N-Roll. Rock-N-Roll kiddies used be an expression for Doing It...which was an expression for, well...you all get internet porn now so you know....but you don't know until you do it. So f*ck-off. Nib High School Football Rules! Industry that was a Revolution! And All-Americans believe in the American revolution...and aren't homophobes! We believe in sexual freedom!
That is why we keep asking the question: Y R People Messing with All-Americans?
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